Amber Alert Droid

amber alerts driving you nuts on your droid?

go to

Messaging App
Emergency message settings

and turn it off.

What is this... Communist Russia that we have this factory installed? Who are we? Keepers of the destiny of all children in our state? Silly and preposterous. Look after those God called you to.

But if you really care enough about children three hundred miles away that are not yours and you will never meet... and if you don't mind being woken up at 2AM with the NUCLEAR FALLOUT foley and scaring the crap out of you... then leave it on.