Boss Coffee - Tommy Lee Jones

Let me help you understand: Tommy Lee Jones is an alien sent to earth to discover all of the terrible things about Japan... I mean, all the normal things about earth. The only reason that he doesn't transform into GAWDZIRRA is Boss Canned Coffee, although when he was a TSA agent and an actor, he came close.

Boss Coffee gets him first, but later Softbank starts in on the action.





























































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