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How to Open Your Own Comics Retail Store Parts 1-9
Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes Guide
Daily Grinding Guide (And not buying anything)
This is the way I play, and I am doing great.
This takes me one hour.
1) Login - Claim daily rewards
2) Check inbox for Daily Squad Arena Rewards and Allies - Claim them
3) Data Card get! - Free and otherwise (Reoccurring, when you have them, go get them.)
4) Daily Activities (Reoccurring, when you have them, go get them.)
5) Train one Character with one T1 training droid. This is just to get Sim tickets.
Here is where I might differ. The following is if I do not already have THE squad that I want.
Path A - Getting a squad
6) Lightside 1C Hard Sim Count Dooku shard 3 times (or whoever you are trying to build)
7) Darkside 1C Hard Sim Count Dooku shard 3 times (or whoever you are trying to build)
8) Characters - Upgrade your main battle squad (5 guys you use the most) with the best gear. Do this until all of your energy is gone for the day. If you need to battle to get to locations that are not listed, then do that.
Path B - Buffing a squad
6,7,8) Characters - Upgrade your main battle squad Making sure that you hit five hard, three light, three dark, upgrade that gear!
9) Store - Buy all of the doo-dads for credits (Don't spend any shards).
10) Arena - Buy shipment(s) and battle once. Make sure that your opponent is lower than you are. I've hit the refresh button up to twenty times. Winning is worth it. At the time of this writing, one of my accounts is ranked #320 so it's worth it.
11) Challenges - Do as many as possible
12) Arena - Do another battle
13) Cantina - Battle B, Luke Skywalker shard. Do the remainder of your Sim tickets
14) Arena - Do another battle
15) Galactic War - (If you have it available) Do half. BABYSIT these guys. Getting to the end is well worth it.
Here is a tip. If you are doing REALLY poorly and are thinking about retreating. DON'T. Just close the App and reopen it. It will go back to before you started the battle.
16) Finish Arena and Cantina Get the character shards you want.
17) Tweak out remaining characters attacks and abilities with whatever ability materials you have left.
18) Finish Galactic War. Remember... Babysit these jokers and don't be frustrated if you lose.
19) Buy all the stuff you want for tomorrow.
19) Close and continue Jedi training.
Here is my Galactic War flowchart:
1) take out lowest hp healer
2) take out other healer(s)
3) take out debuff/support guy
4) take out the asshole (the high powered mutant who is being a prick)
5) quit using special abilities at this point, save for next battle
6) take out lowest dps
7) take out other dps
8) troll tank with first strike skills
Here are some screenshots. The first account was started on day four of release, and each one, two days after.
Note: you may notice that I do not use Chewie. True. I let my allies do that. I personally can't stand him. He's no good on autobattle. You walk away with two stars every time and you have to babysit him. Ugh. I would rather have two healers doing some buff/debuff than one stupid tank.
This is the way I play, and I am doing great.
This takes me one hour.
1) Login - Claim daily rewards
2) Check inbox for Daily Squad Arena Rewards and Allies - Claim them
3) Data Card get! - Free and otherwise (Reoccurring, when you have them, go get them.)
4) Daily Activities (Reoccurring, when you have them, go get them.)
5) Train one Character with one T1 training droid. This is just to get Sim tickets.
Here is where I might differ. The following is if I do not already have THE squad that I want.
Path A - Getting a squad
6) Lightside 1C Hard Sim Count Dooku shard 3 times (or whoever you are trying to build)
7) Darkside 1C Hard Sim Count Dooku shard 3 times (or whoever you are trying to build)
8) Characters - Upgrade your main battle squad (5 guys you use the most) with the best gear. Do this until all of your energy is gone for the day. If you need to battle to get to locations that are not listed, then do that.
Path B - Buffing a squad
6,7,8) Characters - Upgrade your main battle squad Making sure that you hit five hard, three light, three dark, upgrade that gear!
10) Arena - Buy shipment(s) and battle once. Make sure that your opponent is lower than you are. I've hit the refresh button up to twenty times. Winning is worth it. At the time of this writing, one of my accounts is ranked #320 so it's worth it.
11) Challenges - Do as many as possible
12) Arena - Do another battle
13) Cantina - Battle B, Luke Skywalker shard. Do the remainder of your Sim tickets
14) Arena - Do another battle
15) Galactic War - (If you have it available) Do half. BABYSIT these guys. Getting to the end is well worth it.
Here is a tip. If you are doing REALLY poorly and are thinking about retreating. DON'T. Just close the App and reopen it. It will go back to before you started the battle.
16) Finish Arena and Cantina Get the character shards you want.
17) Tweak out remaining characters attacks and abilities with whatever ability materials you have left.
18) Finish Galactic War. Remember... Babysit these jokers and don't be frustrated if you lose.
19) Buy all the stuff you want for tomorrow.
19) Close and continue Jedi training.
Here is my Galactic War flowchart:
1) take out lowest hp healer
2) take out other healer(s)
3) take out debuff/support guy
4) take out the asshole (the high powered mutant who is being a prick)
5) quit using special abilities at this point, save for next battle
6) take out lowest dps
7) take out other dps
8) troll tank with first strike skills
Here are some screenshots. The first account was started on day four of release, and each one, two days after.
Note: you may notice that I do not use Chewie. True. I let my allies do that. I personally can't stand him. He's no good on autobattle. You walk away with two stars every time and you have to babysit him. Ugh. I would rather have two healers doing some buff/debuff than one stupid tank.
What's my motivation - Doritos
Putting this up here because I know one of the actors in the commercial. She's pretty awesome.
THE MEANING OF PATRIOTISM
THE MEANING OF PATRIOTISM
Love for one's ancestry, culture or homeland is the root meaning of patriotism. Derived from the Greek
kputrios ("of one's fathers") or patris (one's fatherland") the Oxford English Dictionary defines a patriot as
"one who disinterestedly or self-sacrificingly exerts himself to promote the well-being of his country."
A patriot is "one who maintains and defends his country's freedom or rights."
While we tend to think of a patriot as a person who puts his country first in opposition to another country,
originally the term meant one who supported the rights of "country" or "land" against the King and his court.
In other words, a patriot stood for the rights of local self-government and was opposed to tyrannical rule-even
by his own king. Thus, true patriotism is the impulse to defend one's land, country or way of life against
unjust governmental oppression.
From Ben Johnson..."Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel."
Similarly, from Thoreau, "Patriotism is a maggot in their heads."
George Bernard Shaw has said..."You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the
human race."
Oscar Wilde said "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious."
Leo Tolstoy described patriotism as "the principle that will justify the training of wholesale murderers".
Gustave Herve calls patriotism "a superstition, one far more injurious, brutal and inhumane than religion".
Patriotism, he said, is artificially created and maintained through a network of lies and falsehoods. It is
a superstition that has robbed man of his dignity, self-respect and increased his arrogance and conceit.
"Indeed, conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism," said anarchist Emma Goldman.
"Patriotism assumes that our globe is divided into little spots, each one surrounded by an iron gate.
Those born within this little spot consider themselves superior, nobler, more esteemed and more intelligent
than the living beings inhabiting any other spot.
"It is therefore the duty of everyone living on that chosen spot to fight, kill, and die in the attempt to impose
superiority upon all others. The inhabitants outside that little spot reason in the same manner, of course."
Patriotism demands the creation of territorial boundaries. To sustain the equilibrium of such territories,
countless laws and regulations are imposed, rendering humans to a prison-like state of affairs.
Patriotism provokes a psychology of hatred for those outside those territories. Several bogeymen are
portrayed by the government of the day as enemies attempting to destroy peace and harmony.
Throughout history, governments confine their citizens by incessantly brainwashing the minds of men,
women and children with the evils of past colonial masters, communists and foreigners who are deemed to
have nothing better to do than to find ways and means to overpower those who are weaker.
Teddy Roosevelt a war militarist and war monger by any standard may not be the first person you'd expect to
utter this quote:
"Patriotism means to stand by the country. IT DOES NOT MEAN to stand by the President or any other public
office save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country".
Maybe that is the meaning of the famous dictum, "Patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels". Advocating
true patriotism certainly does not make one a scoundrel; the dictum refers only to the pseudo-patriotism
Teddy Roosevelt spoke about: what "scoundrels" do is to use their own proclamations of patriotism to bully
others into going along with certain policies -- policies that, more often than not, turn out to be against the
true interests of America.
Roosevelt was very precise in his terms: "Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand
by the President or any other public office SAVE EXACTLY TO THE DEGREE in which he himself stands by the
country".
Meaning, a true Patriot is someone who supports -- or opposes -- the policies of the President and other
leaders, EXACTLY TO THE DEGREE that such policies are right -- or wrong -- by the democratic standards of
justice and fairness. True patriots are people like Martin Luther King and those who protested against
the Vietnam War - people who genuinely wanted a more just and equitable society.
One of the more serious but so far little discussed questions raised by the Sept. 11 terrorist attack on the
United States is about the nature of patriotism. What does it mean to be patriotic? Is it just flying the
American flag? Just singing “God Bless America” at every turn? Just voicing support for our national war
on terrorism?
If, in fact, patriotism does not go beyond those responses, it isn’t worth much. I certainly am not suggesting
flags and songs are wrong or silly. Not at all. But they’re the frosting on the cake. Real patriotism runs deeper.
It’s multilayered and not merely a short list festooned with reds, whites and blues and set to a rousing
Sousa march.
If patriotism is just waving the flag, then Samuel Johnson was right that “patriotism is the last refuge of
a scoundrel.” And, worse, Guy de Maupassant was right that “patriotism is the egg from which wars are
hatched.”
An insightful essay on patriotism by Robert Jensen, professor of journalism at the University of Texas, can be found at:
www.commondreams.org/views01/1112-07.htm
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Stay Safe on Social Media
Stay Safe on Social Media
By: Lauren Baney

Campers have a louder voice than ever before thanks to frequent use of social media. While most teens use Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat, social media is any online communication channel where people can share ideas and photos, network with others, discuss issues, bookmark sites and pages, and provide feedback on content. What makes social media exciting is the interactivity. Social media encourages and invites discussion, feedback and commentary. Through social media, campers can stay constantly connected to their friends and family. However, the public nature of social media requires us to use it safely to avoid trouble.


Social media has some wonderful benefits. Everyone loves a happy ending and social media provides a measurable structure to create incentives. For instance, when kids convince their parents to buy them a puppy after receiving 1,000 likes on Facebook, or a dad quits smoking because his kids started a convincing Twitter campaign that garnered a celebrity retweet, or when students have their college finals cancelled after meeting outreach goals.


In addition, social media helps people stay informed and alert to important local, national, and global issues. By sharing information, discussing problems, and inspiring action, individuals and groups can raise awareness about overlooked issues. Kids have even started their own awareness programs that turn into projects that serve others.

While social media provides an important public good, it also provides personal satisfaction. We like to get likes, shares, favorites, and retweets. It’s the 21st century form of affirmation. I love it when someone likes my photos and posts. It provides instant gratification. After becoming a camp counselor, the number of likes I receive on instagram has grown. We all know our most liked post “mine is 170 following a post about camp). It’s nice having so much positive feedback. However, we need to constantly remember that while social media provides a way to connect and share our lives with others, it is not a popularity contest.

For all the connections that social media provides, if used improperly, it can have unhealthy consequences. New research suggests that too much social media use can lead to dissatisfaction and depression. On social media we present our best selves to the public and keep our negative thoughts, feelings, and actions to ourselves. As such, it’s easy to view everyone else’s life as more joyful, more exciting, or more satisfying than our own based on the content that our friends and family post. It’s important not to compare your life to others based on their posts or the amount of likes and comments they generate. Everyone has struggles, but rarely are those struggles posted on social media.


The constant availability of media outlets allows people to post in haste. What might have seemed like a good idea can later be revealed as poor judgment. We all know stories of someone who has been embarrassed or bullied by posts that have been made spur of the moment. Before you hit submit, review what you’ve written. Would you be okay if your grandmother read this? Does this contain any personal information that could put you at risk? Could this cost you your job, your respect, or your friends? How would you feel if someone posted this about you? How will this post be perceived by readers? Take a minute to answer these questions before you broadcast your message to the world.

Unfortunately, individuals can exploit social media to gain access to your personal information, or put your family at risk. People often create fake identities to enter your social network to gain access to your personal information, your location, or your friends and family. For this reason it is important that you only accept friend and follow requests from people that you know. Always be on the lookout for a duplicate friend offering – it’s a clever trick used to try and gain information. In addition, turn off location based services. No one needs to know where you are at all times. Even when you use humorous location tags on Instagram, it still shows exactly where you were when you posted the picture with location services are turned on.


When it comes to social media, be smart. Protect your personal information and understand that whatever you post is public. Discretion is a good thing. You never have to tell the world everything about who you are and what you know. By taking a few precautions you can ensure that your social media use is safe, both for yourself, and those around you.

Blood Moon 2015
There are a bunch of Super De Dooper Moons this year, but today is going to have the largest of the year. Not that much of a difference, but still noticeable if you are susceptible to water weight retention... Not terrible as it will only be around 1/9 the weight of a paperclip, but still, the closer it is, the brighter it is! So that's up to one third brighter, which is amazing! It's the Hunters Moon!
Startlingly enough, it is also going to have a rare eclipse along with it, calling it a Blood Moon. The blood moon is super rare, especially accompanied by a Super Moon! The last time this happened in 1982 I watched it and it was awesome! Since it won't happen again until 2033, you had better catch it.
Startlingly enough, it is also going to have a rare eclipse along with it, calling it a Blood Moon. The blood moon is super rare, especially accompanied by a Super Moon! The last time this happened in 1982 I watched it and it was awesome! Since it won't happen again until 2033, you had better catch it.
Want more science? Here you go, I found this article HERE
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Sunday's full moon has a lot going for it -- almost too much.
Not only will it be 2015's harvest moon, but it will also be a supermoon and a blood moon and coincide with a total lunar eclipse.
According to NASA it's the first time in more than 30 years a supermoon has coincided with a lunar eclipse.
That's a lot to pack in a night.
So what is the difference between a harvest moon, a blood moon and a supermoon?
Let's start with the harvest moon
*The harvest moon is an annual occurrence. It's simply the full moon closest to the fall equinox, which was on Wednesday, Sept. 23.
*The harvest moon can come both before and after the equinox.
*The harvest moon usually occurs in September but can happen as late as October.
*The harvest moon also stands out because it also occurs during the time of year with the shortest period between successive moonrises, according to EarthSky.org. What that means is basically the moon rises earlier than usual around the time of the harvest moon. Those earlier moonrises gave farmers of the past extra minutes of light to harvest their crops.
*The harvest moon is also special because it will rise in the east near sunset and appear full for several days in a row -- making it seem as if there is more than one full moon.
*A "normal" harvest moon wouldn't necessarily appear bigger and brighter than those during the rest of the year, but this one may because it's also a supermoon.
Which leads us to .... what is a supermoon?
*The term "supermoon" was first coined by astrologer Richard Nolle more than 30 years ago.
*Nolle's definition: The new moon or full moon has to come within 224,834 miles of Earth, as measured from the centers of the moon and Earth, in order to be considered a supermoon.
*Many astronomers cringe at the use of the term "supermoon," preferring "perigee full moon." (Perigee means "near Earth.")
*Supermoons are not rare. In fact, this will be the fifth of six supermoons in 2015 alone. The new moons of January, February and March were supermoons as was the full moon in August. The September and October full moons will also be supermoons.
*The last supermoon of 2015 will be Oct. 27 -- reaching peak fullness at 7:05 a.m. CDT.
*According to EarthSky, the use of "supermoon" became widespread in 2011 when the media used it to describe the full moon of March 19, 2011, which was the closest, largest full moon that year.
*September's supermoon will come closest to Earth of all of 2015's moons: 221,753 miles.
*There are four to six supermoons every year on average.
A supermoon may be closer to Earth, but may not always appear larger or different in color, which leads us to -- blood moons.

A blood moon can appear reddish in color thanks to the filtering of sunlight through the Earth's atmosphere. (NASA)
What is a blood moon?
*The moon can appear reddish in color during a lunar eclipse (which will fall on Sunday, Sept. 27). That's because the moon reflects light from the sun. During a lunar eclipse, sunlight to the moon is blocked by the Earth's shadow. As the eclipse reaches its peak, light from the sun is refracted around the "edges" of Earth and through Earth's atmosphere.
Because of this, according to NASA, almost all colors except red are "filtered" out, and the eclipsed moon appears reddish or even brown. This filtering effect is one of the origins of the term "blood moon."
*The Bible also refers to blood moons. From Joel 2:31-32 (New King James Version): "The sun will be turned to darkness and the moon to blood before the coming of the great and awesome day of the Lord. And it shall come to pass that whoever calls on the name of the Lord shall be saved."
*Some Christian pastors, namely John Hagee, have applied the term "blood moon" to the lunar tetrad that is about to end with this eclipse. Hagee wrote a book about it in 2013 called "Four Blood Moons: Something is About to Change."
*Sunday's moon is final moon of what's called a "lunar tetrad," which began in 2014. A lunar tetrad is four total lunar eclipses in succession, with no partial lunar eclipses in between, separated by six lunar months (or six full moons), according to EarthSky.
*The last lunar tetrad was in 2003-04. The next one will be in 2032-2033.
*"To the best of our knowledge, however," EarthSky writes, "the use of the term blood moon to describe a lunar tetrad is of recent origin. It might have originated with John Hagee's 2013 book."
The harvest moon, blood moon, supermoon and eclipse will all be visible starting Sunday night.
Here are the times to know:
*The moon will rise at 6:30 p.m. CDT Sunday and hit peak fullness at 9:50 p.m. CDT.
*The lunar eclipse will begin at 8:07 p.m. CDT.
*The total eclipse will begin at 9:11 p.m. CDT.
*The moment of greatest eclipse will be at 9:47 p.m. CDT.
*The total eclipse ends 10:23 p.m. CDT.
*The partial eclipse ends 11:27 p.m. CDT
*The moon will set at 7:08 a.m. on Monday.
Weather won't cooperate for skywatching? Watch NASA's live stream from 7 p.m. until at least 10:30 p.m. CDT. It will be broadcast from the Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville.
What is a blood moon?
*The moon can appear reddish in color during a lunar eclipse (which will fall on Sunday, Sept. 27). That's because the moon reflects light from the sun. During a lunar eclipse, sunlight to the moon is blocked by the Earth's shadow. As the eclipse reaches its peak, light from the sun is refracted around the "edges" of Earth and through Earth's atmosphere.
Because of this, according to NASA, almost all colors except red are "filtered" out, and the eclipsed moon appears reddish or even brown. This filtering effect is one of the origins of the term "blood moon."
*The Bible also refers to blood moons. From Joel 2:31-32 (New King James Version): "The sun will be turned to darkness and the moon to blood before the coming of the great and awesome day of the Lord. And it shall come to pass that whoever calls on the name of the Lord shall be saved."
*Some Christian pastors, namely John Hagee, have applied the term "blood moon" to the lunar tetrad that is about to end with this eclipse. Hagee wrote a book about it in 2013 called "Four Blood Moons: Something is About to Change."
*Sunday's moon is final moon of what's called a "lunar tetrad," which began in 2014. A lunar tetrad is four total lunar eclipses in succession, with no partial lunar eclipses in between, separated by six lunar months (or six full moons), according to EarthSky.
*The last lunar tetrad was in 2003-04. The next one will be in 2032-2033.
*"To the best of our knowledge, however," EarthSky writes, "the use of the term blood moon to describe a lunar tetrad is of recent origin. It might have originated with John Hagee's 2013 book."
The harvest moon, blood moon, supermoon and eclipse will all be visible starting Sunday night.
Here are the times to know:
*The moon will rise at 6:30 p.m. CDT Sunday and hit peak fullness at 9:50 p.m. CDT.
*The lunar eclipse will begin at 8:07 p.m. CDT.
*The total eclipse will begin at 9:11 p.m. CDT.
*The moment of greatest eclipse will be at 9:47 p.m. CDT.
*The total eclipse ends 10:23 p.m. CDT.
*The partial eclipse ends 11:27 p.m. CDT
*The moon will set at 7:08 a.m. on Monday.
Weather won't cooperate for skywatching? Watch NASA's live stream from 7 p.m. until at least 10:30 p.m. CDT. It will be broadcast from the Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville.
Loving Mean People
Often as people we walk around judging success by visible immediate results. This is often wonderful, as this is how we can measure and achieve statistics of growth, but let us not forget that often, it is not how good you look, it is the inside of your heart that is what really matters. I've had a hard time dealing with someone in my life. They "look good" on paper and in real life but in hidden corners of conversation between them and myself - indeed and in front of our peers I am shamefully treated, silenced, mocked and belittled. It is not love I see in their eyes and my last altercation with them led me to tears. It was only the hugs of my wonderful wife that brought me back out of my misery.
I have had a difficult time dealing with a person in my life that is a hindrance and a stumbling block to my life and my heart. I have tried talking one on one with this person and have talked to them in front of a leader, but with no success. I have tried reason, charity and kindness - only to have it thrown back in my face with scorn and pride. I don't give up on them because love won't give up. but I have done everything according to Matthew 18:15-17 but I don't think I am ready to give up on them just yet even though I have a Godly right to. I will probably go the Luke 6:28 way and just keep on loving them, because in their childish way, that is what they need.
Love is tender and keeps no record of wrong. With all of the tears on my pillow and from all of the depths of my heart I firmly desire to give this person what they NEED not what they DESERVE. Most daily Bible readers know that pride goes before the fall. But I don't want this person to fall. I really want them to live and prosper in their life, reject arrogance and scorn and turn to the open heart of forgiveness, trust and understanding that is found in Christianity. It needs to happen. You really can't live a pure life in pride, it takes too much energy to be above people all the time. Sooner or later, you get smacked back in your place and it hurts. So, I mean, I hope they don't get hurt.
But the LORD said to Samuel, "Don't judge by his appearance or height, for I have rejected him. The LORD doesn't see things the way you see them. People judge by outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart." I hope to look at their heart. I want to love them more. I hope to pray for them as Jesus prayed for them... It's just trying in the meantime.
You probably have people like this in your life. It hurts to love them, because they are full of spite and sometimes even malice... Yet do we love? Shall we not love them more? I say: "Yes."
God bless you.
-Pauly
How to introduce someone to horror movies
So they've never seen a horror movie?
Well. Then I suppose that they have seen "Thriller Movies." So I would not begin their introduction by giving them an over the top slasher movie.
For their first horror movie I would want to introduce them slowly. I would go with "Dark City" or "The Cube." Not because they are so "scary" but a complete horror by definition.
You could place several Hitchcock movies (You know the ones) in this one as well... You pick.
Then it's time to move into animal movies. Namely, "Cujo", "Jaws" and "The Birds."
I would then begin a series of even larger themes within my shown movies with better "jump factor" and larger implications... eg. "Silent Hill" or "The Mist."
I would then slowly move them into the Metaphysical by having them view "The Exorcist", "The Omen", "Rosemary's Baby", "The Amityville Horror."
From that point on it would be a small but important step to watch "Alien" but, you see, this is just the introduction...
From here on... Shit gets real.
We next move into probably the largest stress point after the introduction: All of the "Saw" franchise.
And directly after that, you want to bring them back to reality with some werewolf and vampire flicks. So throw in "Dracula 2000", "The Howling", "An American Werewolf In London", "Interview With A Vampire", and "Let The Right One In."
From then on you are leading them down the narrow path into the obvious franchises with "Unstoppable Men With Evil Faces Holding Weapons" movies try and make you pee your pants...
But you can't show them too much of that, because now it's time for our Asian festivities. Starting with "Two Sisters", "Shutter" and "Audition" you can have a laugh at some sick stuff.
But soon, you have to come back to the Paranormal... Literally. Found footage "Paranormal Activity", "REC", "Blaire Witch" and "Cloverfield" are all great examples...
The last movies you show them are the best movies, and the ones that you want to stick. "The Thing", "The Descent", and "28 Days Later" and whatever else makes up your top 5. Make sure to save your favorites until the end.
At this time you show them "Cabin In The Woods" and then tell them that Jesus actually loves them and none of this shit is real. After that, untie them and release them from your dungeon, take them to Waffle House and buy them the All-You-Can-Eat.
You might take offense that I left out a couple of very important genre's. That's ok. Show them those wherever you want.
Well. Then I suppose that they have seen "Thriller Movies." So I would not begin their introduction by giving them an over the top slasher movie.
For their first horror movie I would want to introduce them slowly. I would go with "Dark City" or "The Cube." Not because they are so "scary" but a complete horror by definition.
You could place several Hitchcock movies (You know the ones) in this one as well... You pick.
Then it's time to move into animal movies. Namely, "Cujo", "Jaws" and "The Birds."
I would then begin a series of even larger themes within my shown movies with better "jump factor" and larger implications... eg. "Silent Hill" or "The Mist."
I would then slowly move them into the Metaphysical by having them view "The Exorcist", "The Omen", "Rosemary's Baby", "The Amityville Horror."
From that point on it would be a small but important step to watch "Alien" but, you see, this is just the introduction...
From here on... Shit gets real.
We next move into probably the largest stress point after the introduction: All of the "Saw" franchise.
And directly after that, you want to bring them back to reality with some werewolf and vampire flicks. So throw in "Dracula 2000", "The Howling", "An American Werewolf In London", "Interview With A Vampire", and "Let The Right One In."
From then on you are leading them down the narrow path into the obvious franchises with "Unstoppable Men With Evil Faces Holding Weapons" movies try and make you pee your pants...
But you can't show them too much of that, because now it's time for our Asian festivities. Starting with "Two Sisters", "Shutter" and "Audition" you can have a laugh at some sick stuff.
But soon, you have to come back to the Paranormal... Literally. Found footage "Paranormal Activity", "REC", "Blaire Witch" and "Cloverfield" are all great examples...
The last movies you show them are the best movies, and the ones that you want to stick. "The Thing", "The Descent", and "28 Days Later" and whatever else makes up your top 5. Make sure to save your favorites until the end.
At this time you show them "Cabin In The Woods" and then tell them that Jesus actually loves them and none of this shit is real. After that, untie them and release them from your dungeon, take them to Waffle House and buy them the All-You-Can-Eat.
You might take offense that I left out a couple of very important genre's. That's ok. Show them those wherever you want.
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