Lyrics as Conversations from Crazy People

(or, as songs play in my head) This is a very terrible mashup of Madonna's La Isla Bonita and Kanye West's Daft Punk Remix of Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.


Madonna:

As can be truth
How could it be true?

Kanye West:

Let's get lost tonight
You could be my black Kate Moss tonight
Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight.
And you don't give a fuck what they all say, right?

Madonna:

Last night I dreamt of Saint Peter
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert

Kanye West:

Awesome, the Christian in Christian Dior
Damn they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask, cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real shit anymore?

Madonna:

It all seems like yesterday, not far away
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free

Kanye West:

Bow in the presence of greatness
Cause right now thou has forsaken us
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake shit

Madonna:

This is where I long to be
The pretty isle
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your spanish lullaby

Kanye West:

So go ahead go nuts, go ape shit
Especially in my pastel, all my bap shit
Act like you can't tell who made this
New gospel homey take six, and take this, haters
If God put me in your plans or not
I'm trippin', this drink got me sayin' alot
But I know that God put you in front of me
So how the hell could you front on me

Madonna:

The beautiful island
I fell in love with Saint Peter
Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me
He says I love you

Kanye West:

There's a thousand yous
Theres only one of me
I'm trippin', I'm caught up in the moment right?
'Cause it's Louis Vuitton Don night

Madonna:

I prayed that the days would last
They went so fast
He told you, I love you

Kanye West:

So we goin' do everything that Kan like
Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike
Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke
And she'll do anything for the limelight
You know how long I've been on ya?

Madonna:

I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for nap you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl

Kanye West:

Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since OJ had Isotoners
Don't act like I never told ya

Madonna:

Last night I dreamt of Saint Peter
It all seems like yesterday, not far away
He told you, I love you
He said he loves you

Kanye West:

You know how long I've been on ya?
Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since OJ had Isotoners
Don't act like I never told ya